slow this bird down

eye/ewe

I was bored.
Random thoughts from my Myspace profile circa 2004/2005:

“At the concert, I was so fuckin in love with you that I wanted to hump you when I was up at the front of the stage with my horn and then I was going to make your violin have sex with my horn in front of the whole audience.”

“i eat babies.”

“Eye want to talk to ewe.”
“<3”